I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I smell stomach acid.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your penis caused this!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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