Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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