Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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