I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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