Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I wear drunk well.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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