the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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