That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
