Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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