If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
