the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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