so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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