I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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