I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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