I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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