I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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