her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
