there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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