Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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