I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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