Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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