you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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