I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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