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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign

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(561): View more from Florida

i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid

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(408): View more from California

we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.

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(443): View more from Maryland

does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake

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(816): View more from Missouri

TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks

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(907): View more from Alaska

immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

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