Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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