lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
