I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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