O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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