when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Someone came in the potted fern
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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