We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
