Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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