I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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