respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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