Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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