What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He told me they were just razor bumps!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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