Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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