tell your sister to shave her snatch
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
