Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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