So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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