i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
