My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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