I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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