i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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