dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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