yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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