My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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