how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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