i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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