no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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