? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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