He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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