I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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