508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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