As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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