Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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