Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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