Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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