Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Welp...herpes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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