Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
