I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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