Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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